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PERTH PARTY BUS
Rockin'and a-rolling with no fuss
Eyes up! It's Perth Party Bus.
Subs,power amps and party lights for dudes
It's a rolling party machine - a bus with attitude.
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THE DRIVER
The driver's happy with a hard days night
So come and get your ticket to ride
Bring your own brown sugar
And start rocking 'round the clock.
Charter a Perth Party Bus for your party
We can pick you up at seven tharty
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ON THE BUS
Hook up your i-pod
And look at the lights
Don't drink and drive
We'll see you right.
Travel in luxury,
Travel in style
With fun on the menu
Every inch of the mile.
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SAFETY
Party around with no trouble at all
From pub to venue or pub/club crawl
No alchohol on board ,of course
We're not here to test the law
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IT'S YOUR PARTY-TAILOR MADE
You might be a school party
And want something more serene
We have a music play list
To tailor make your dream.
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SO…….
Send your deposit
And ask what you need to know
Perth Party Bus is perfect…
Broom Broom off we go!
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Verse by Clive Marks
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Andy Chalkley
Perth Party Bus
Happy Pty Ltd
55 Roberts Street
Osborne Park WA 6017
abn 36 068 405 621
acn 068 405 621
email@perthpartybus
:com:au
0400 287287
Mobile 0400 287287
Happy Pty Ltd trading as Perth Party Bus
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Random Joke
The Oxford Dictionary/'s latest definition of the following words.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool on the other
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either (I hope not !!)
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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